NCR: National Corporate Radio News

It’s a Special Inauguration Edition of All Things Condescended, with a juicy “What’s The Point?” inside! And it is a doozie. Hear a report from the raucous streets of D.C.; a “What’s The Point?” retrospective of Bush’s legacy, featuring Lawrence O’Rabia, Condi Rice, Daniel Snorr, Pamela Des Barres, Travis McCormick, Jar Jar Binks, Dick Cheney, Mara Rightwing and the 43rd President himself; the Inauguration ceremony, and our new President’s Inaugural Address; a sales pitch for Barack Obama commemorative crap; extensive coverage of President Obama’s prodigious Inaugural balls; and, surprises, of the supernatural kind. Wow.

A new era has begun. It’ll be a challenging one, particularly for satirists. But every step, half-step and misstep of the way, NCR will be there, misguiding you through the icy waters to come. Hang on tight!